Chef Marla's Everything is Shit*

Flavor Profile: Why settle for bland when Everything is Shit? This all-purpose seasoning is a mashup of our original do-it-all blend and the unapologetic crunch of an everything bagel mix—with salt, garlic, onion, seeds, and a punch of attitude. This is not your grandma’s seasoning. It’s got backbone, bite, and just the right amount of salt to slap the boredom off anything you’re cooking. Whether you're waking up scrambled eggs or resurrecting sad leftovers, this blend doesn’t whisper flavor—it shouts it. Recommended For: • Eggs, baked potatoes, avocado toast • Grilled meats, fish, roasted veggies