Certified Bisexual Disaster Crop

Are you straight? Are you gay? Are you somewhere in between? Do you always have at least three different kinds of drinks in front of you? Do you have trouble sitting normally in chairs? Yeah, you need this top. (not that kind of top. but you may need that, too.)   XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.00 18.00 19.00 20.00 21.50 23.00 Length, in 18.75 19.75 20.00 20.62 21.25 21.87   .: 65% polyester, 35% combed, ring-spun cotton .: Extra light fabric (3.5 oz/yd² (118 g/m²)) .: Relaxed, modest fit .: Raw sleeve and bottom hems .: Tear-away label