Funny New Mom Card – Postpartum Congratulations – Snarky Baby Shower Card

"Donut Pillow" Baby Greeting Card Some milestones deserve more than polite applause—they deserve caffeine, snacks, and a standing ovation. This card salutes the raw magic and survival skills of new moms everywhere. Digitally printed on thick matte 100lb white cardstock A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside Colorful envelope included Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the back punchline Back-of-card punchline: “Made with caffeine and deep respect for anyone who’s pushed a watermelon through a keyhole and lived to tell the tale.” Give this card when flowers aren’t enough—because nothing says “you’re a legend” like a little humor and a lot of honesty.