Funny New Baby Card – Snarky Congratulations for Parents – Humor Greeting Card

"The Tiniest Tyrant" Greeting Card Parenthood isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for those willing to surrender their sleep, sanity, and bank account to a seven-pound dictator. This card makes it official with sarcasm, charm, and just the right level of chaos. Digitally printed on thick 100lb white cardstock A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside Paired with a coordinating colorful envelope Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the back punchline Back-of-card punchline: “Because sleep is for the weak, and spit-up is the new world order.” Send this card when a sweet lullaby won’t cut it—because nothing says “welcome to parenthood” like crowning their baby the new boss.