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The Can't Even Embroidered Iron-On Patch is a 2.5-inch funny patch for the days when you simply can't. It's a relatable, sarcastic patch that adds instant personality to a canvas tote, jean jacket, or backpack. It has a heat-activated backing designed for a heat press, or you can sew it on for a permanent hold. It's an easy gift for a friend who's had a long week. Patch Details Size: 2.5 inches Design: Can't Even lettering Construction: Embroidered with a heat-activated backing Application: Heat press (320 to 375°F), or sew on How It Looks on a ToteAt 2.5 inches, it works as a medium accent near a top corner of a Boatkin canvas tote, or grouped with two or three other sayings. Frequently Asked QuestionsCan I use a household iron?The maker designs this patch for a heat press: 320 to 375°F, heavy pressure, 15 to 20 seconds, under parchment or a Teflon sheet. A household iron usually can't apply that much pressure, so for a lasting hold use a heat press or stitch it on. Is it a good gift?Yes. It's an easy add-on for a friend who's had a long week. Orders placed by 4PM ET, M-F, ship same day from our studio in Key West's historic Ferdinand Hirsch Cigar Factory. Have a question? Easy text help is a few taps away at (305) 767-3185.
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