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I can’t hold my liquor but candy flipping is a walk in the park.” Translation: you black out from 2 margaritas but can navigate multiple dimensions on a Tuesday. This shirt is for the brave, the unhinged, the serotonin sommeliers. Printed on a soft black Comfort Colors tee with bold white lettering to warn the world: you're built different (just not for tequila). Comfort Colors 1717 for that broken-in, "I've seen things" softness Bold, readable front text for maximum dopamine Unisex fit, great for EDM heads, ravers, or casual psychonauts Pairs well with glow sticks, emotional breakthroughs, and hydration Not recommended for wine tastings (but who cares) Add to cart now and teleport responsibly.
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