Burn That Hair

DUA DESIGNER LINE When Tesla founder Elon Musk announced that he would be releasing his own fragrance, many were upset that he didn’t pursue a musk-based fragrance. The opportunity was ripe, but instead, he opted for a hair-raising (or should we say burning) composition. This fragrance is called Burnt Hair, and while it is touted as being repulsive and quirky, we find it to be quite the novelty! Leave it to the SpaceX entrepreneur to be innovative in multiple industries! Burnt Hair is anticipated to dispatch in May of 2023, but due to our strong will and determination, we have managed to acquire a bottle of this currently unreleased novelty! Burn That Hair is our inspired expression of The Boring Company’s Burnt Hair, and our inspired expression is already far more accessible when it comes to affordability and availability. Burn That Hair is for the moments when you want to feel nostalgia over times you let the hair dryer sit too long in one spot or when you want to be reminded of the time when you mistakenly let your arm get too close to the stove burner when reaching for the frying pan in the rear. Burn That Hair is the entrepreneurial fragrance of the year! We could make comments about Mr. Musk’s reputation, but we’d just be splitting hairs. CLASSIFICATION: N/A NOTES: Burnt Hair Accord GENDER: Unisex CONCENTRATION: Extrait de Parfum 34 ML (1.1 FL.OZ)