Built for speed

Who needs a sports car when you’ve got raw American steel topping out at a blazing 65 MPH? This “Built for Speed – Up to 65 MPH” shirt is for the true patriots who know that freedom isn’t about how fast you go — it’s about how loud, rugged, and gloriously inefficient you get there. Featuring a bad-to-the-bone HUMVEE and neon green print, this tee is perfect for anyone who thinks gas mileage is for communists and paved roads are optional. Wear it with pride, power, and maybe a helmet — because this much freedom doesn’t have airbags.