Brendan the Round Guy

Brendan was an adorable plump baby. Then he was a chubby toddler. Next he was a “big boy,” and now he is a huge, round adult who will always be heavy. He doesn’t feel bad about himself at all; this is who Brendan is. He doesn’t mind clothes feeling tight or running out of breath when he walks. He loves food as much as he loves life and made the decision to stuff himself every day, good health be damned. As far as we know, Brendan is in his 70s, still pounding Big Macs and still laughing about it.