Breathtaking Power Menopause Card

We think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great. Note: This card is part of a new series dedicated to menopause! We really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering. File under: motivational cards, funny cards, and menopause survival kit! Blank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock Comes with a matching kraft envelope Card reads: Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. On the other hand, there’s the breathtaking power of truly not giving a shit what anyone thinks anymore.