Brass Balls (or Dick) Key Chains

The Dick Gift That Lasts Forever This isn’t your average novelty keychain. It’s 1.375 inches of solid brass class, with a little crass. Laser engraved with your choice of a hilariously cartoonish testicles or a proud illustrated dick on one side, and your custom message on the other. It’s a gift that’ll get laughs now—and last a lifetime. Perfect For: Groomsmen gifts that’ll never be forgotten A breakup souvenir (petty? yes. beautiful? also yes.) Birthdays, bachelor parties, weird uncles “Just because I love you... and you’re a d**k” Product Features: Material: .040" thick solid brass – heavy-duty, not flimsy junk Size: 1 3/8" diameter – fits in your palm, makes an impression Laser Engraved: One side features a cheeky drawing (balls or dick), the other side is your custom message Durable AF: Doesn’t wear off, doesn’t fade, only gets sexier with age (like you?) Hand-Finished: Each one gets that golden glow and raw brass charm Choose your design, type in your custom message, and we’ll laser it into brass with love and precision. ⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and minor keychain envy.