Botanicorn

If your personality is 70% houseplants, we see you. Meet Botanicorn. She's a unicorn. She's a vibe. She's clearly someone who knows how to propagate cuttings in her sleep. If you’ve ever said “just one more plant” while holding a pothos the length of a bus, she gets it. She’s your leafy alter ego—draped in silver vine, minding her business, and looking effortlessly put-together while the rest of us are googling “why is my monstera yellow.” Whether your windowsill is a jungle or your aesthetic is just aggressively green, this t-shirt is for you.