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Millions of people like to crack open a cold one and kick back with friends, and now you can do it better than ever with our revolutionary Crayon Eater Bottle Opener. This enamel bottle opener is shaped just like a classic crayon, complete with that signature "bite mark" taken out at the top! With the phrase “Crayon Eater” boldly emblazoned on the front, this bottle opener is sure to bring out lots of laughs—especially for those who recognize its reference to the old Marine Corps joke that “Marines eat crayons”. And as a reminder of why we’re able to enjoy these cherished moments of camaraderie, we've included an image of a bulldog wearing a military helmet on the reverse side along with the phrase “Pop a cap for freedom”. It all comes together in an iconic jarhead-red color which will boldly stand out wherever you go. Pop open your favorite brew in style: get yourselves a Crayon Bottle Opener today! 3½" L x ½" W Made of zinc
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