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We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out at a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage… Cards feature a fun front design printed on recycled paper, a kraft brown envelope with a blank inside for your message!
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