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Beep beep, it’s time to question reality. Is this just a shirt? Or is it a cryptic message from a sentient head of lettuce trying to communicate in both English and Japanese? Either way, wear this and watch as confused onlookers struggle to decipher its profound (or completely meaningless) wisdom.
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