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Because I Said So cotton shirt in lightweight 100% cotton (approx. 4 oz). Unisex relaxed fit with classic text design. Free shipping included. Sizes XS–5XL. “Because I said so” wasn’t an explanation. It was the explanation. This shirt presents the phrase plainly, the way it was delivered for decades — efficient, final, and not open to follow-up questions. A familiar parental line that crossed generations and required no supporting argument. The design stays simple so the words carry the tone. No embellishment. No reinterpretation. Just a statement that still lands because it was never meant to negotiate. It’s not mean. It’s decisive. Unisex relaxed fit. True to size with room to move. Lightweight cotton makes it breathable and comfortable for everyday wear without feeling thin or flimsy. Side-seamed construction helps maintain shape over time. Front text print with clean typography. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) inks for a smooth finish and long-lasting clarity. Who wears it Gen X parents and survivors of Gen X parenting. People fluent in old-school authority. Anyone who understands the phrase immediately. Where it’s worn Everyday casual wear. Family gatherings. Situations where discussion is optional. Why this one Because the phrase doesn’t require updating. Because minimal design keeps it timeless. Because sometimes the answer is already final.
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