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DESCRIPTION Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.) MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP 2 NO BOUNCE 3 ALL POLARIZED 4 NO LEOPARDS
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