Be A Goldfish

A quote from Ted Lasso - Beloved Apple TV character, Ted Lasso, tells his players that a goldfish is the happiest animal in the world because it has a ten-second memory. The metaphor is meant to encourage you to forget the negative things that happen in your life. Don't let harmful words or events define you! Instead..."Be A Goldfish" Three Sizes Available: SMALL: 9.5" wide x 4" high MEDIUM: 17.65" wide x 7.6" high Available in 15 Colors and 5 wood stains: • Color Options: Yellow, Orange, Red, Pink, Magenta, Purple, Cobalt Blue, Powder Blue, Turquoise, Teal, Grass Green, Pear Green, White, Gray and Black. • Wood Stain Options: Weathered Gray, Weathered Red, Weathered Ebony, Weathered Brown and Weathered Denim. Product Details: • All wood is hand-painted or hand-stained • Signs come with two small nails to mount design. • ONLY IF REQUESTED we will send your sign with two leveled .3" holes drilled through design for hanging. • We are eco-friendly! All scrap wood is up-cycled or recycled. • Proudly made in America at our studio in Sioux Falls, South Dakota! Shipping & Return Policies RETURNS We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase. We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition. If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer. SHIPPING Our shipping terms and conditions follow: Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Orders are shipped to physical addresses only. Shipping Rates $125+ — FREE $100–$124.99 — $5 $0–$99.99 — $10 Exceptions Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels). Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250. Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.