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For those days when Earth feels a little too crowded with nonsense, this towel delivers the perfect dose of snark: “I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but apparently, they aren’t coming back for them.” Made from 100% cotton twill (not a flour sack), this 16” by 26” tea towel is machine washable, hand printed, and finished with a classic black-lined trim. A hilarious gift for anyone who thrives on sarcasm—and strong opinions.
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