Petunia Ballet Pig + Ollie Piggy

When Petunia first babysat for infant Ollie, she was a mature 8-year-old. Years passed. Petunia went off to college and, at 13, Ollie was on his own. During those 4 years, Petunia dated every eligible hog and none rang her bell. Returning home, she rushed to Ollie’s house, now a buff 17- year-old. “I’ve always liked older women,” he said, as she rubbed his snout with hers.