Bag of Dicks

Ever dreamed of telling someone to eat a bag of dicks—literally? Well, now you can, thanks to this gloriously petty Bag of Dicks candy. Packed full of deliciously fruity gummy dicks, this anonymous prank in the mail is the perfect way to confuse, amuse, and mildly enrage your friends, enemies, or that coworker who keeps microwaving fish in the breakroom. Each penis-shaped gummy is a bite-sized symbol of small dick energy, crafted for maximum hilarity and minimum consequences. Whether you’re looking to send a dick as a lighthearted joke or fully commit to suck a bag of dicks candy as an act of anonymous revenge, this is the chef’s kiss of prank mailers. Settling petty disputes with an anonymous bag of dicks candy Confusing your enemies with the power of dick gummies Trolling your bestie with the ultimate penis gag gift Reminding your ex why they deserve to suck a bag of dicks Sending your coworker a not-so-subtle message about their small dick energy Making someone question all their life choices with a surprise gummy penis delivery Because nothing says "I’m thinking of you" quite like a candy bag of dicks. 🍆🍬 With totally discreet packaging (the from address just says DBM), you can ship a dick to anyone, anywhere, and watch the confusion unfold. So go ahead—send a bag of dicks today and make someone’s day uncomfortably sweet. 🍬🍆 This bag of dicks is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or (fr)enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Bag of gummy dicks sent anonymously, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.  A tasty gift? or just a funny reminder that someone should stuff it; leave the recipient guessing! IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*