Attempted Murder 100% Cotton Lightweight Hoodie

Turn heads (and raise a few eyebrows) with the Attempted Murder 100% Cotton Lightweight Hoodie—a perfectly understated design with a darkly funny twist. Featuring your “Attempted Murder” graphic, this piece plays on the iconic flock of crows while delivering a joke that lands somewhere between clever and just inappropriate enough. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this hoodie is intentionally lightweight at 6.4 oz., making it ideal for year-round wear. It’s the kind of layer you’ll throw on during cool mornings, breezy evenings, or when you want that cozy feel without overheating. The garment-dyed finish gives it a soft, broken-in texture and rich color from the start, with minimal shrinkage over time. The relaxed unisex fit and seamless-body construction create an easy, flattering drape, while details like the forward-rolled shoulders and jersey-lined hood with a natural flat drawcord add comfort where it counts. Finished with durable 1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband, this hoodie is built to hold its shape through repeat wears. Crafted with OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric, it’s made without harmful substances and supports more responsible production practices. Blank product sourced from El Salvador. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!