Ask Me About My Pee Cloth

Ok, so we know that you'll probably talk about your pee cloth even if they DON'T ask you about it... but this shirt is the perfect way to break the ice and get into some seriously awkward conversations with people you don't know. We also recommend this t-shirt for dating and/or dating app profile pictures. Just don't hold a fish. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65   LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165