Novelty Signs: Swedish Computer Terms Wood Sign with Twine Hanger Humorous Sign

Swedish Computer Terms Log On: Makin' da vood stove hotter!! Log Off: Don't add no more vood!! Monitor: Keepin' an eye on da vood!! Download: Gettin' da vood off da truck!! Mega Hertz: Ven yer not careful gettin' da firevood!! Floppy Disc: Vat yew get from tryin' tew carry tew much vood!! Ram: Dat ting dat splits da vood!! Hard Drive: Gettin' home in da vinter time in da snow!! Prompt: Vat da mail ain't in da vinter time!! Windows: Vat yew shut ven it's cold outside!! Screen: Vat yew shut ven it's black fly season!! Byte: Vat dem dang black flies do!! Chip: Munchies fer da TV!! Microchip: Vat's in da bottom of da munchies bag!! Modem: Vat yew did tew da hay fields!! Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife!! Laptop: Vhere da kitty sleeps!! Keyboard: Vhere yew hang da keys!! Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes!! Mouse: Vat eats da grain in da barn!! Mainframe: Holds up da barn roof!! Random Access Memory: Ven yew can't remember vat yew paid fer da rifle, ven yer wife asks!! Motherboard: Ven da Mama goes fishin!! Port: Fancy vine!! At the bottom, it says Swedish Gift Store.