Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a Fuck T-Shirt | Funny Blue Collar Work Shirt

Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a Fuck... Won't Be Doing That Again. Some things just aren't worth the effort. Especially giving a fuck. Long shifts, ridiculous safety meetings, impossible deadlines, and management's brilliant ideas. Sound familiar? Our Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a Fuck T-Shirt delivers the perfect dose of blue-collar sarcasm. Whether you're working on an oil rig, running heavy equipment, turning wrenches, or just surviving another Monday, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking. Featuring bold, distressed lettering and an unapologetic attitude, it's made for hardworking people who've mastered the art of not giving a damn. Why You'll Love It 🔥 Bold, distressed graphic with a rugged blue-collar attitude 💪 Perfect for oilfield workers, welders, mechanics, construction crews, and tradesmen 😂 Sarcastic humor that gets a laugh on and off the job 🎁 Great gift for coworkers, husbands, dads, and anyone who's officially out of fucks to give 🇺🇸 Available from Blue Collar Pride USA Work Hard. Speak Your Mind. Give Fewer Fucks. Add this sarcastic work shirt to your collection and let your shirt do the talking. 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather) Heavyweight classic unisex tee Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton Print Method: DIGISOFT® Size Chart     5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs Print Method: DIGISOFT® Size Chart     8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color) Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low Print Method: DIGISOFT® Size Chart     8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling 1x1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low Print Method: DIGISOFT® Size Chart     3.8 oz, 50% polyester/25% combed and ring-spun cotton/25% rayon Black Heather Triblend 70% combed and ring-spun cotton/15% polyester/15% rayon Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Side-seamed; Tear-away label Print Method: DIGISOFT® Size Chart