Add-On: Existential Crisis Mode Activated

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all.  So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day.  Small Crisis may be smaller accessories while, Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory, Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!). Extra Large may be a bigger clothing item! Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face!  All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale. This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.