Accident Tee

Some friendships are built on shared coffee and small talk. Others are built on the unspoken understanding that no questions will ever be asked. The good ones come with an alibi already worked out. You Had Me At We'll Make It Look Like An Accident Loyalty out here isn't a word, it's a pact. The kind of partner you want leaning on the fence beside you doesn't need the whole story. He just needs to know where the shovel is. Classic woodcut art shows two cowboys at the fence line, hats low, backs turned, plotting nothing in particular and everything at once. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight, breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit, not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear MADE IN AMERICA Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers