Absurdly Cureless Patch.

This a 3 1/2 inch patch featuring a scull with a red beret , smoking a cigar, holding a bottle with his skeletal fingers.  Below it has the wording" Absurdly Cureless. " This is a combination of two famous Clamper sayings. Credo Quia Absurdum ( Because it is absurd) and No Known Cure.  There is no known cure once you become a brother  Clamper and that's Absurdly Cureless. These Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..