Avaya M3904 Digital Professional Telephone (Charcoal) NTMN34GE70E6

We stumbled across the Avaya M3904 Digital Professional Telephone (Charcoal) NTMN34GE70E6 one day when we were browsing through that strange art gallery that opened up down the street from our office. It was a sunny day, without any clouds in the sky, which is a rarity in the cold winter months. It was sitting on display by itself on a pedestal, of all things, which we would come to learn was indicative of its true glorious nature. But what did we think when we first set our eyes on it? “Oh, it’s just another multi-line office phone that features a large display screen that lets you see what you’re doing when you toggle the volume or check your call log. Whatever. Boring.” No. The Avaya M3904 Digital Professional Telephone (Charcoal) NTMN34GE70E6 is so much more than that. It’s a phone, yes, but it’s not just any phone. It’s a phone that can connect you with anyone you want it to, from any period of time, whenever you want. Don’t believe us? Here. Call up George Washington Carver in the late 1800s and ask if he likes his peanut butter chunky or smooth. Go on. Do it! Or, here, let’s get future Secretary of Defense Hayden Christensen on the horn from the year 2047 so he can tell you about what the real Clone Wars are like. Maybe then you’ll believe us! We’re glad that we bought the Avaya M3904 Digital Professional Telephone (Charcoal) NTMN34GE70E6 from the strange gallery before it mysteriously vanished the next day. And we’re glad that we cloned it with the technology Mr. Christensen told us how to build when we spoke with him so we can sell these puppies to you. Now, what are you waiting for? A call from yourself in the future telling you how much you’re going to love owning this phone? Order one already!