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50 is an important age. You're fully middle age and you've started to see the stars of your youth appear on the cover of AARP Magazine. You're realizing not only do you have peanuts saved for your retirement, you also don't have enough saved to send your kid or anyone else to college. In fact, you can't imagine trying to learn anything and make a life in this insane world where nothing makes sense and the future seems uncertain. That's 50 as fuck! Wish someone a happy 50th birthday with this colorful, funny card they will understand without saying a word.
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