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45 is a weird age. You're past 40 so you're fully middle age, but you're not 50 so you're sort of stuck in the middle of middle age and retirement, right at the time when your brain is starting to lock up and your body hurts all over in a way you can't believe is normal but apparently not something your doctor gives a shit about. You made it this far so you might as well wait for your AARP benefits to kick in. That's 45 as fuck! Wish someone a happy 45th birthday with this colorful, funny card they will understand without saying a word.
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