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35 is a weird age. You're past 30 so you're not a kid, but you're not 40 so you haven't really sailed into middle age. You probably think you've held up pretty well compared to a lot of people you know. You don't realize that the next five or six years of your life are going to take you from adult to elder real fucking fast. You cannot fathom the things that will happen to your pores and your joints. That's 35 as fuck! Wish someone a happy 35th birthday with this colorful, funny card they will understand without saying a word.
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