the shirt republic

scorpio

working on side quests

merry mama sweatshirt

moist like cake

i love my boyfriends

the party planner

farts happen

i like younger men

easter sloth

when i die don't let me vote democrat

brisket ribs

extra meaty

i'm in love with my kids teacher

best a-hole husband ever

busy raising ballers

be kind (of a bitch)

three putts suck

tell your boyfriend to stop calling me

mamas don't let your babies grow up to be liberals

rocker golden retriever