thanks you’re welcome

getting divorced sucks. being divorced doesn't card

no one else i would rather burn in hell with - 5x7 greeting card

turns out i like you more than originally planned - 5x7 greeting card

you're pregnant! can't wait to find out who the dad is...

wedding gift card

same penis forever

we'll be friends until we're old & senile - then new friends - 5x7 greeting card

so much poop card

thanks you're welcome - yay! you're not going to die alone! ii