teelaunch

"i'm not bossy i am the boss"tumbler

despite the look on my face you are still talking - tumbler

" roll my eyes out loud " tumbler

i'm here for the booze - tumbler

"when others quit i keep going"tumbler

"don't be a twatopotamus"tumbler

"when he says he got the d then you find out it's lowercase"tumbler

"fuck! i should swallowed some of them"tumbler

"i love my dog"tumbler

"cereal killer" tumbler

" you look like a migraine " tumbler

"i am not crazy"tumbler

i don't care what people think of me - tumbler

"therapy is nice " tumbler

"yeah i crossfit i cross my fingers" tumbler

i'm 70% nicer after 3 pm on friday - tumbler

i haven't used 2020 so i won't add it to my age - tumbler

"i really don't mind getting older"tumbler

" karma never loses an address " tumbler

" p.m.s pour-me -s'more " tumbler