tactical gear junkie

as seen on socials - getting a boner... - 1x5 patch - gray w/white

v.2.0 - don't tread on me - 3 inch - sticker

as seen on socials - at least life wants to fuck me - red w/silver

as seen on socials - here comes the booty goblin - 2x3 patch - black w/purple

may 2025 potm - dropping bombs - bang'n moms - 4" subroidery patch

tgj neoprene tacticooler - 'merica - t-rex

as seen on socials - shit show crew member - 2x3 patch - black w/silver

tgj neoprene tacticooler - thick thighs save lives

most of my decisions are based on if it's a felony or misdemeanor - adjustable foam trucker hat

i refuse to argue with people who should have been swallowed - 4.5 inch sticker

us tactical battle bunny carrying ar15 in the ready position - mini morale - unisex t-shirt bad bunny collection

as seen on socials - i get paid to do my job not yours - 2x3 patch - black w/white

usa waving flag 4-inch pvc patch - vibrant patriotism for those who still love the usa

1* one ass to risk - 1x1 patch

i'm not gay but $20 is $20 - 2x3 patch

us flag - 2x3 patch - marpat desert

nylon/cotton webbing custom name tape - blue

custom plate carrier text patch - 3x6

coast guard usa flag - 2.25x3.5 patch

emt caduceus star of life usa flag - 2.25x3.5 patch