tactical gear junkie

as seen on socials - let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today - 2x4 patch - marpat desert w/yellow

as seen on socials - titty inspector - tab - ocp w/black

sticker - tactical bigfoot -everyone asks where is bigfoot - no one asks how is bigfoot - 3"

as seen on socials - i am straighter than the pole your mom dances on - 2x4 patch - black w/neon green

against all enemies - version 2.0 patch

smol pp club - 3.5" sticker

mini morale - lucky pack 1

stickers - mini morale - tactimedic pack 1

as seen on socials - well, it's not going to just suck itself ... lord knows i've tried - 2x4 patch - red w/white

as seen on socials - tax this dick - 2x3 patch - black w/white

as seen on socials - if your dad doesn't have a mustache you really have two moms - 2x4 patch - desert tan w/black

police motors us flag thin blue line - 4.5x2.5 inch sticker

undiagnosed but pretty sure - 3.5 inch sticker

sticker - the clacker claymore mine - 'front toward enemy' - 3" sticker

combo - potm - february 2026 potm - till death do us part - patch and sticker