tactical gear junkie

asos - no hablo fucktardo - 2x3 patch - black w/white

asos -i like my women like i like my fajitas smoking hot and you can hear them coming- 2x4 patch - desert tan w/black

asos - who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker - 2x4 patch - black w/white & red

asos - my alone time is for everyone's safety - 2x4 patch - black w/white

camp idfc bear - idfc bears - 4" fuzzy embroidered patch - orange

asos - i run faster horny than you do scared - 2x6 patch - black w/yellow

asos - fuck you i'm happy - 2x3 - black w/white

asos - proud to have a little weiner - 2x3 patch - multicam w/black

asos - clusterfuck coordinator - 2x3 patch - multicam w/black

july 2026 potm - 250 years of american legacy - 3.75" - sticker

asos - the louder you scream, the faster i'll come - 2x4 patch - coyote w/black

asos - if buying isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing - 1x5 - black w/silver

asos - titty licker- tab - ocp w/spice

asos - shenanigans will continue until management improves - 2x4 patch - black w/red

asos - cop a feel or feel a cop - 2x4 patch - black w/silver

curvy crusader - thick thighs save lives - 3.5" pvc patch

asos - i know where your eyes are. i just prefer looking at your tits. - 2x3 patch - gray w/navy

as seen on socials - everything hurts, and i'm hungry - 2x3 patch - olive drab w/neon green

as seen on socials -let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum - 2x3 patch

as seen on socials - awwwwwwwww it's offended - 2x4 patch - multicam w/spice