tactical gear junkie

as seen on socials - it's little but it's cute - 2x3 patch - coyote w/black

as seen on socials - if i live, i will kill you - if i die, you are forgiven - such is the rule of honor - 2x3 patch - olive drab w/black

as seen on socials - titty inspector - tab - ocp w/black

as seen on socials - forgive me father for i am evil and retarded - 2x3 patch - black w/neon green

i'm allergic to bitches - 3.5 inch sticker

sticker - santa's favorite ho - mrs. claus - 3"

as seen on socials - my neck - my back - my anxiety attack - 2x3 patch - gray w/green

as seen on socials - depressed & horny - 2x3 patch - multicam w/navy/spice

as seen on socials - what doesn't kill you disappoints me - 2x3 patch - marpat desert w/red

fuzzy flint lock rifle colonial squatch embroidered patch - 4 inch - made in the usa big foot

as seen on socials - never lick the stripper pole - 2x3 patch - desert tan w/gold

as seen on socials - 80,000 battered women & i still eat mine raw!!! - 2x3 patch - black w/silver

as seen on socials -don't shoot me i'll cum :( - 2x3 patch - black w/white

sticker - african american version of beware of old men - in dangerous profession - 4" sticker

as seen on socials - trying to be less of an asshole... baby steps, fuck you. - 2x4 patch - red w/white

sticker - tactical navy seal triton - the only easy day was yesterday - 4" - poseidon

as seen on socials - not on drugs i'm just weird - 2x3 patch - multicam black w/silver

zombie hand grenade - 3.5 in. tall sticker

as seen on socials - i may be a handful, but my tits sure ain't - 2x4 patch - multicam w/blk

as seen on socials - still alive out of spite - 2x3 patch - olive drab w/desert tan