tactical gear junkie

asos - i just hope the next viral trend is common sense and critical thinking skills - 2x3 patch - black w/white

as seen on socials - i didn't even fuck around - why am i finding out? - 2x3 patch - olive drab w/black

asos - your mom calls me daddy - 2x3 - black w/red

asos - pain is temporary. honor is forever. - 2x3 patch - multicam w/black

asos - absolute moron - long tab - ocp w/black

asos - i've fucked more old ladies than medicare reform - 2x4 patch - gray w/black

asos - my idea of surf & turf... hooker's twat - 2x3 patch - coyote w/black

asos - there isn't an "i" in neither "team" nor "fuck you" - 2x4 patch - red w/white

asos - spit on it and stick it in - 2x4 patch - black w/white

operation epic fury - peace through superior firepower - 3.5" embroidered patch

as seen on socials - i eat ass - tab - ocp w/black

asos - i know where your eyes are. i just prefer looking at your tits. - 2x3 patch - gray w/navy

i thrive on no sleep & caffeine - 3" pvc patch - full color

asos - my idea of surf & turf... hooker's twat - 2x3 patch - coyote w/black

asos - mystery patch lots - the bakers dozen

november 2025 potm - looking for who the fuck asked you - 3.5" - sticker

january 2026 potm - all fight no flight - 3.75" - sticker

as seen on socials - spitters are quitters - 2x3 - black w/white

i'm not gay but $20 is $20 - 3" sticker

mini morale - halloween patch pack 1