shirts that go hard

cowboy butts drive me nuts.

2015 blood drive hat.

i don't need to know how to cook.

m.i.l.a.d.y. man, i love angelic damsels yo.

i don't know who you are.

i don't fish but i love queer baiting.

hey girl are you on the picket line? because you are striking.

i'm not the step dad, i'm the dad who stepped on a bug while time traveling.

beware of god.

bbl? how about you read the bible.

i need a bad bitch and a smoothie.

sorry i'm late my husband had to poop.

i love my penis but fear my balls.

i love having sex but i'd rather play chess.

i ain't gay but i ain't exactly not gay.

sorry girls, i only hang with models.

i'm having a mid-life crisis because my life is mid.

war on christmas veteran.

how i sleep at night knowing someday the sun will explode.

just can't get you out of my head crewneck.