shirts that go hard

i hate yaoi just kidding can you imagine? hat.

begone thought.

operation groundhog day: iran.

i love hot dogs.

don't call me a soyboy, i'm a soy man.

i'd rather trust a broadsword than a broad's word.

a real man drives a stick.

women want fish, fear me

it smells like upbeautiful in here.

buy a man, eat fish hat.

unisex classic tee

atlantic salmon pride.

it's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a dick sucking machine.

the girls are fightingggg.

i like you i'm just not *in like* with you.

i got narcanned in the cafe atlantic city, nj.

you touched my heart.

currently exhibiting behaviors that would make carrie bradshaw look sane.

abolish ice.

i might be microsoft but i excel when she spread 'em in the sheets.