shirts that go hard

dad hat

weapons naruto.

if you're not drinking 13 beers with me i can only assume you're drinking 13 beers against me.

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted a cigarette.

it makes me mad when tb adds new items.

your coworker is not hot hat.

i love my autistic gf hat.

create shareholder value.

how many grams of protein are in a kiss from my beautiful girlfriend

pain relief powered fuck machine.

why do they call it queer eye instead of homo improvement.

i got my human rights violated at the riyadh comedy festival.

donald trump announced that tylenol causes autism on the day before the rapture september 22nd, 2025.

9 beers, 9 hot dogs, 9 innings.

place bush hair

alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are sleepy hat.

beer is narcan for when you overdose on teams

diva up, we are so back.

my body is a machine that turns uncuddled wife into cuddled wife.

i ate the arby's steak nuggets and now i got that dog in me.