shirts that go hard

how the fuck do you say bourgeoisie.

shadowbanned.

i googled my symptoms crewneck.

do not resuscitate.

my life a movie (and it sucks).

registered sex defender.

i do stand-up comedy, but i sit down when i pee.

content destroyer.

2% m.i.l.f.

i'd still love you if you were a worm.

in 100 years.

the c.i.a. killed j.f.k.

u is for unabomber.

c.u.m. (christ understands me).

when meatloaf sang...

let your worries float away.

god is dad.

dear god, y me?

trials and tribulations by justin mcguire.

i'd rather serve cunt than serve my country.