merchmallow

my daughter is turning out to be exactly like me t-shirt

i'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk t-shirt

being a grandma doesn't make me old it makes me blessed t-shirt

i'm not great at advice t-shirt

we're proud to be from god's country t-shirt

i still read fairytales they're just dirtier now t-shirt

i say what everyone else is thinking t-shirt

my dream job would be delivering boxes of karma t-shirt

i could get on your level t-shirt

most likely to talk politics thanksgiving t-shirt

therapy helps but temper tantrums are faster and cheaper t-shirt

petty and patriotic t-shirt

you never know what you have until its gone toilet paper is a good example sweat shirt

i just took a dna test turns out im only 1% irish sweat shirt

silence is golden duct tape is silver mug

my child is what will keep me holding on when everything else is falling apart mug

i wish i was eating nachos mug

do i look like a freakin mug

i got mood poisoning must have been something i hate mug

six feet of dirt sweat shirt