luv sassy clothing

just because it's a bad idea

jesus is

idk where you got your opinion

mustaches are for boys beards are for men

please be patient with me i'm from the 1900's

i live at work and visit home sometimes

strawberry jams but my glock don't

just a girl who loves true crime

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don't hate me because i'm beardiful

true love

don’t worry laundry, nobody’s doing me either

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i'm really not funny

you call them swear words

have the day your deserve

i'm nicer than my face looks

hello i'd like to call you on your bs

if at first you don't succeed

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