high cotton

not doing sh*t...

pets welcome - children must be leashed - doormat

i hope you brought treats - doormat

i think my gummy just kicked in - round magnet

angry martini- coaster

better to be full of whiskey - coaster

i like my coffee like i like my men - car magnet

bat shit crazy - round magnet

i heart dogs bumper magnet

life gives you lemons, add vodka coaster

i work hard so my dog - coaster

alcohol! because feelings are stupid coaster

just another day in paradise coaster

marijuana won't kill you willie dog coaster

besties coaster

yoga class, pour a glass coaster

haven't had my coffee - coaster

golly gee - funny coaster

kick ass and drink whiskey doormat

i golf therefore doormat