high cotton

conversation not required - coaster

my dog was right about you - car magnet

peace love muddy paws doormat

hi i'm mat funny front door mat

why don't you have a seat cat coaster

wipe your paws funny doormat

when the cat bowl is empty coaster

you shall not pass funny doormat

some say the glass is half empty coaster

if you were a cookie coaster

born to party. forced to work coaster

my therapist told me to cut back on wine - kitchen towel

big mutts/cannot lie doormat

and then i was like whatever neoprene drink coaster

ceo desk sign

corks are for quitters coaster

fucking over it - coaster

swearing helps - coaster

they should put more wine...

some people like to stir the pot - doormat