high cotton

we are from tech support coaster

absolutely not - coaster

i love it when....

home is where the pets are 100% in charge - doormat

some things are better left unsaid - coaster

the same age as old people - coaster

more wine in a bottle - coaster

if you can see my wiener- car magnet

because i'm a lady assface bumper magnet

for fox sake bumper magnet

peace love paws bumper magnet

in my day funny coaster

i never said all that shit - coaster

happy camper - coaster

fuck shit up coaster

i always try to be a lady - coaster

i heart wieners - coaster

i tried meditation - coaster

drinking on the front porch - coaster

open door policy beer doormat