hats for sale

fuck off, respectfully

i like dogs.

take a hike

aww, that's cute

fuck politics

chosen

sell leaps

buy puts

girl dad

are you fucking kidding me?

professionally skeptical

full of shit

fuck your excuses

losing my mind

serene

yellow / sand (reversible)

carpe diem

cenosillicaphobia

i m possible

i can be trusted with nuclear launch codes